How Are You?

This musical number, like all the others, was originally by Jacquot. It was translated and adapted by Craig McCracken.

Words
How are you? Tell me, please. (3x)

Tell me, please-how are you?

Oh no-I'm really bad. I've a pain in my back! And aching arms, too!

Oh no-I don't feel great! I've a toothache and writer's cramp!

Today, I'm so-so. I'm scared of snakes and rats too.

Today, I'm so-so. I'm scared of monsters and puppy-dogs too.

Oh, yeah-I feel great! I love sunshine and shaking your hand!

Oh, yeah-I feel great! I love airplane rides and taking the train.